This was the first original song I (Liam) wrote. It began as a joke against my guitarist and singer, Justin Leifer, but he didn't want his name featured in a song about rapid, numerous divorces.
lyrics
*Verse 1*
After the first, it was kinda downhill
Dustin Piper didn't think he had the will
Then the 2nd came along and proved him wrong
Too bad she left him for a big ding dong
That's okay my friend, he'll survive
Thank god he made it outta the 3rd alive!
We all thought the 4th would last
Now that's another thing of the past
*Chorus 1*
Ooooh, Dustin piper, when will you learn,
Some people aren't made for marriage
Ooooh, Dustin piper, we all love ya,
It's a shame no other woman can
For more than a month
*Verse 2*
Well now he's at 5, that's a lot
The sixth turned out to be a fembot
Thing about 7, boy named Kevin
7/11 descendant from heaven
*Chorus 2*
Ooooh, Dustin piper, when will you learn,
Some people aren't made for marriage
Ooooh, Dustin piper, we all love ya,
It's a shame no other woman can
For more than a month
We are a northern NJ band that likes to dabble in all forms of rock music. We've been going at it since high school, and plan to release our debut album later this year!
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